The Trivial Pursuit of Happiness


Doncha’ wish your girlfriend was thrifty like me…
July 21, 2007, 9:53 pm
Filed under: Thifty

It’s pretty much a given that if you send me out on an errand on a Saturday (mission: go to Shopco and get outlet covers) that I will be gone for three times as long as I need to be, because damn - there are a lot of garage sales around here. I always tell myself I will just stop at one, but then there is another big pink sign (Baby stuff? I need baby stuff, awesome, I’ll just do a quick look around) and before I know it, Tom’s calling me because he is A) worried, and B) Ella has taken an interest in the 3 whole outlets we did not have plugged and is determined to stick something in one. So, I promise I will be home right away (just as soon as I pick up those outlet covers, can’t forget that…) and somehow end up a mile away from Shopco, sifting through an dead woman’s scarf drawer while her grandson sits in the living room smoking cigarettes and blowing smoke into the couch marked “Antique, $300″.
Which is to say, Hey I got some cool stuff today!

I generally limit what I will spend to less than $20, unless I find something amazing enough to send me to the cash machine. And since I am lazy and do not want to go find an ATM, $20 it is.

Birth ball, with stand, $5. I have been looking online at this exact brand and scoffed at paying $40 for it (Hi, I’m cheap.) I was going to ask to borrow one from a friend once birth is more imminent, since I loved the one at the birth center last time, but wha-la! Plus it has a stand, which will help us avoid that whole “Oops, Ivory fell off the ball again” thing that we went though last time.
Bouncy ball and stand, $5

This awesome lamp, $1. I about peed my pants when I found this, unmarked at a garage sale. I fully expected to pay at least $5 for it, and was not cool about it at all when they shrugged and said a buck. “No WAI!”
Awesome lamp, $1

See it here in action. Mmm, I’m loving that lamp.

Super cute tin, .50 Cents. (where the H is the cents key on a keyboard? How have I never noticed that it is missing?) Because I need more places to keep my crafting crap.
Awesome tin, .50 cents

Rainbow prints, $1.50. They are a trip up close (and have names like “All strung out”. ) Perfect for my kid’s room!
Rainbow set, .50 cents

Cool wooden car, $1. Found at an estate sale where there were no other toys, just purses and vases.
Wooden car, $1

Maisy Christmas Flap book, because it’s never to early to start celebrating getting presents, .25 cents.
Maisy book, .25 cents

These neat branches, $2. They are metal and just stick in the wall with posts like thumbtacks on the back. They are not placed exactly where I want them yet, but I was considering painting branches coming in, and this is SO MUCH EASIER.

Branches, 5 for $2


Things that did not manage to get photographed before they were squirreled away:

Two great giraffe swizzle sticks that were confiscated by someone whose names rhymes with “Smella” - A nickel each (though now that I search online I see they care fairly common, and I want to buy a million and line them up on the window sills of my house.)

A couple shopping bags full of baby/toddler clothes (now in the washer): Both for Ella, Cricket and for a friend who is due soon - $5

A bead wreath thing that I did not being into the house because I knew Tom would roll his eyes and ask “Another?” because I have about 7 and have no real plans for them. But hot damn they are cool! - $1

A bright red purse, and a handful of costume jewelry - $1, also confiscated by Ella.

So that puts me at what, $18.35? Not a bad day’s work. There is always tomorrow for that last $1.65 - I’m sure it will be something I neeeed too, right?